Moses says:One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Beats the heck out of me!

Also, I keep getting this porn pop-up that says "Why is this girl smiling? Because she just got fucked by 5 guys and got a free t-shirt." Now okay, the fucking maybe I could see as something good, but the free t-shirt AND fucking? What!? I heart mac and cheese. I loathe reading and studying the bible. I don't care about typological readings and crap. And this whole up and down thing for the Hebrews. I don't care...la la la. And I'm not dishing on the Jews. Though I do think its weird how they go from being the "chosen one" to going into exile and then into slavery, then back up to being a provider. They think thats cool. Good for them. I wouldn't think being in exile is good.

I think its funny how Moses protects the people of Israel from God when God gets pissed that they made a calf from gold in order to worship it. Dude, if I were God, I'd possess the Golden Calf and then make it talk or make it jump up and down or something. Geez. Being God would be so much fun.

I could make water into kool aid, and I could give myself a car and make it out of platinum. That's one freaky-expensive car!!

I don't get why my boyfriend's parents are two-faced. They are so nice to me one minute, and then I leave and its "maggie this, maggie that...you can't go see maggie because of your reputation- going to see a girl!?!? What would people think!?" What people, people? Oakfield people? Oakfield people I guess influence a lot of other people.

Oh no! The cows won't like Sean now that he's going to Long Island with a GIRL. A downstate girl, mind you. Not even a dairy girl. Or a farm girl. She's not "upstate." oh no! Shit's gonna fly in oakfield! :

Weirdos. If you've got a bone to pick, tell it to someone's face. Don't be like "Oup, we can't tell how we feel to so-and-so, I don't care what that stupid bitch thinks." And definately don't say "Well so-and-so isn't here so we'll bitch and moan about them, but when they're here we'll pretend we love them, and we'll say things like 'you're a keeper,' and 'If I would have known you were riding your bicycle I would have made Sean meet you half way!'"

What do you think I am? Dumb or something!?

"You aren't being your brothers keeper." That is the worst saying of all. I hear it all the time in humanities and I'd be surprised if it's not on the test tomorrow. Which'll I'll fail, no doubt. So let me speak about what exactly being your brother's keeper is...ummmmm....You have to take care of the weaker, and bring justice to those who need it...I guess. You show mercy...and stuff.

Yep. I'm going to fail this test. I can't even talk about the jewish hirearchy. I know that the Pharisee's and the Sadducees are at the top...then come the Jewish Men, then Women, then the Gentiles, and the priests are at the top. Dum dee dum. Studying for my test is not fun.

I'm so tired. But why? I slept till 11:17 today. Oh joy :p I hate studying. Blech. I created a small hole in my body today, right where your breast connects to your chest. Problem is it doesn't hurt, and I thought that it was a mole before. And now it looks like it was just a thing. And now there is a hole. Its tiny- only a pencil tip can fit in there. And I wonder if it'll close...or if I have a hole in my chest forever...

I was thinking about drinking some soap. And then drinking some water. Then I wanted to jump up and down and burp out bubbles. I'd think that was cool. But I'm afraid to try it. I wonder, can it be done?

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