I'm going to be talking about how my suitemate Kristen is a bitch. Nevermind. That's a lame topic. How about I say, bitch it was my birthday!!! Huzza! And now I'm a big fat 20 and I'm not a teenager anymore. So that obviously means no more "This is lame because all teenagers say this." Muahaha. I'm going home this next semester. New school, same friends as I did before stupid college and $$ from working. Hot dog.

Issues with moving:

Only one. Sean will not be available. OH WAIT! He's not available anyway. My bad.

Now for a lobster tale:

Once upon a time, there was a lobster named Leon who was caught in a trap and right as he was about to be boiled he escaped.

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